you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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