so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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