ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My vagina just clenched in fear
His nipple licking is glorious
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