Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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