walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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