Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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