what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
