Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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