Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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