you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
