Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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