What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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