Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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