i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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