In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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