But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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