She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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