she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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