Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's always time for handjobs
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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