don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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