i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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