His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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