Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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