so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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