Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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