He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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