Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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