don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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