so that wasnt chicken after all
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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