Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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