So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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