Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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