Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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