Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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