so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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