there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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