I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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