Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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