We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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