doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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