I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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