This girl is more easily done than said...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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