So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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