it wasn't lemon gatorade
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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