MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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