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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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