i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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