It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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