please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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