you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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