Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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