plz talk dirty to me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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