Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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