better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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