in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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